If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
internet friends are hard sometimes bc it’s sad knowing these wonderful people but also knowing i’ll never get to watch your favourite movies with you or laugh with you until we’re both keeled over holding our stomachs and i’ll never get to have a dance party in the car with any of you and i can’t hug you when you need one or go out for coffee or drinks or food with you. it’s simultaneously a huge bummer and one of the best happiest things ever