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Have a tattoo? Where is it? Find out what that says about you! Get yours, you’ll be surprised how accurate it is.

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This makes me want to get a wrist tattoo so bad!

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This makes me want to get tatted so bad!

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Brilliant!

Sad thing is…is i do have a personality disorder lmfao …..welp

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These roller coaster snapshots will have you laughing out loud! Check them out:

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#5… enough said

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These are hilarious lmao

#7 had me in tears ahahaha

To the guy on #1…

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I am in a loss for words lmao

The Jenga one… How the hell…

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We all know how old we are, but what age are you on the inside? Find yours.

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I’m still a kid at heart :)

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This is so spot on!

Screw growing up, I’ll always be a kid at heart.

I got 21, awh yeahh!

Yaaaaaa still a kid bitch!!

I’m 35 omfg

Got my real age!

How in the name of poop am i 12?!

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allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

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i want to meet him

swagbat:

i want to meet him

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sometimes I let my dog sleep on my bed and sometimes when I try to go to sleep i open my eyes and she’s just smiling at me like the biggest fuckin idiot, like I’m the best thing since sliced bread, and god I just really love my dog

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  • Me: I'd like a Coke.
  • Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
  • Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
  • Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.
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vogelbird:

THINGS I LIKE

  • when people use my name in conversation
  • when people say “this reminded me of you!”
  • when people remember little things i say/do
  • when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
  • when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

im crying im legit crying   

ruinleon:

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juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

im crying im legit crying   

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blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are not cute. At all.

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anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

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